There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner:
that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty
and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain
Getting older is no problem.
You just have to live long enough.
- Groucho Marx
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- Satchel Paige
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes